20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Get

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 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Get

Here’s a list of 20 jokes that only intellectuals will understand… how many do you get?

My two favorites:

  • 9. Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, “I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.” The waitress replies,
    “I’m sorry, Monsieur, but we’re out of cream.
    How about with no milk?”
  • “5. A mathematician and an engineer agreed to take part in an experiment. They were both placed in a room and at the other end was a beautiful naked woman on a bed. The experimenter said every 30 seconds they would be allowed to travel half the distance between themselves and the woman. The mathematician said “this is pointless” and stormed off’. The engineer agreed to go ahead with the experiment anyway. The mathematician exclaimed on his way out “don’t you see, you’ll never actually reach her?”. To which the engineer replied, “so what? Pretty soon I’ll be close enough for all practical purposes!”

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